She’s Uncoachable: Italian Model Valentina Dessi

Um, does anyone here speak Spanish?  Because for the life of me I can’t find a single bit of information on Valentina Dessi that isn’t in that language.  All I do know about her, or at least what I can deduce is that she’s from Italy and is 20 years old.

But something tells me I can deduce other things as well.  One.  If those bad boys are real then whoever had the pleasure of making fun with them is my new hero.  Two.  Her face is kind of “mean,” which I absolutely love.

Three.  It’s disturbing how good she looks in a bikini.

More Dessi’s after the jump